• "Hey man... my radar detector doesn't detect THAT!" - Dude 20:08:46 09/11/01
  
  
• Patience my ass. I wanna KILL somebody! - The Vicar 18:32:45 08/29/01
  
  
• Thanks for stopping man. I had to whiz so bad, my back teeth were floating! - Empty Bladder 17:19:02 08/28/01
  
  
• Who needs a radar detector?! Pass me the RPG!!! - fudd55 23:18:44 08/23/01
  
  
• This bush is big enough, I got to go now!!! - Biker 00:51:36 08/21/01
  
  
• But Think Of All Times Ya Didn't Get Caught! - Mike Weede 05:18:29 08/20/01
  
  
• "...so I don't have to use one of these heat-seeking missiles!" - xsturgis 02:12:30 08/20/01
  
  
• "this is sheriff Buford T. Justice, why don't you just pull over so I don't have - xsturgis 02:11:33 08/20/01
  
  
• "Yep sir, it was 81 in a 55..you got a problem with that?!?" - DyrMaker 11:06:49 08/19/01
  
  
• "When you gotta go, you gotta go...." - Motorcycledude 22:10:16 08/18/01
  
  
• Quotas, quotas, quotas...Man I love quotas! - GaryPaul 21:53:11 08/18/01
  
  
• Speeders will be terminated! - Ratcityguy 03:52:38 08/18/01
  
  
• Speeders will be terminated! - Ratcityguy 03:52:05 08/18/01
  
  
• Remember....Don't fire until you see the bugs in their teeth! - Mocc 19:56:58 08/17/01
  
  
• Peek A Boo I See You - RussT:-) 18:38:28 08/17/01
  
  
• RCMP preparing for Mocc & Raymond's next trip to Canada! - Emu 11:22:33 08/17/01
  
  
• Hey Charley, remember the old days when handling a joystick made you go blind an - Emu 11:08:13 08/17/01
  
  
• The DOT's new road side maint. weapon the WWX...Weed Wacker Extreme ! - Emu 11:03:24 08/17/01
  
  
• See.... A windshield gives a Cruiser a whole new look! Very uplifting. - Emu 10:56:24 08/17/01
  
  
• Now let me get this straight, if I let the clutch out too fast , we will stall ! - Emu 10:48:07 08/17/01
  
  
• "You take the low road and I'll take the high road" - Emu 10:45:33 08/17/01
  
  
• Go ahead, Punk, Make My Day! - Chuck 00:44:14 08/17/01
  
  
• Dayyyyaaaammmm!! - cheech 23:01:38 08/16/01
  
  
• See Sylvia..I told you I wasn't seeing things - cheech 23:00:33 08/16/01
  
  
• Your tax dollars at work. Warning: Gene pool cleanup in progress. - Paul MIG#1542 18:25:44 08/16/01
  
  
• "How funny is that donut joke now, wiseguy", It wasnt me!!! - WiseGuy 18:15:01 08/16/01
  
  
• Welcome to Ohio, all you 18-wheelers! - Iceman 16:48:07 08/16/01
  
  
• 3.....2.....1 - Iceman 16:44:46 08/16/01
  
  
• How funny is that donut joke now, wiseguy?! - G-man 16:41:49 08/16/01
  
  
• Let's see'm catch a bass boat! - Hawgmaster 11:05:23 08/16/01
  
  
• Ground Control to Major Tom... Intruder Alert,... repeat... Intruder Alert - Emu 10:51:36 08/16/01
  
  
• If I can get this Harley up just another 500MPH and we can swap assholes! - ?? 22:47:23 08/15/01
  
  
• Don't you dare go slower than the minimum!! - Raymond 21:30:48 08/15/01
  
  
• OK lets see that Crotch Rocket out run these Rockets - RussT 20:41:53 08/15/01
  
  
• Violators may be shot.... - Mike MIG#211 20:41:19 08/15/01
  
  
• Ticketing Optional - Jim Bauer 19:20:30 08/15/01
  
  
• Ok, you little bastard, let me see you out run me now! - Sgt. Stedanko 19:12:40 08/15/01
  
  
• And we mean STRICTLY Enforced ! - Officer Friendly ? 17:54:30 08/15/01
  
  

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