New England Weath-ah

    Read this 'Yankee Humor' while the local conditions load below

 +60 degrees
 New Yorkers start to turn on the heat.
 People in New England plant gardens.

 +50 degrees
 Texans shiver uncontrollably.
 People in New England sunbathe.

 +40 degrees
 Italian cars won't start.
 People in New England drive with the windows down.

 +30 degrees
 Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats.
 People in New England throw on a sweatshirt.

 +20 degrees
 New York landlords turn up the heat again.
 People in New England have another cook-out before it gets cold.

 +10 degrees
 People in Miami cease to exist.
 People in New England lick the flagpole.

 0 degrees
 Californians fly to Mexico.
 People in New England get out their winter coats.

 -20 degrees
 Hollywood disintegrates.
 The Girl Scouts in New England begin selling cookies door to door.

 -30 degrees
 Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
 New England Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
    until it gets cold enough.

 -40 degrees
 Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
 People in New England rent some videos.

 -50 degrees
 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
 Cows in New England complain of farmers with cold hands.

 -75 degrees
 All atomic motion stops.
 People in New England say..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

 -100 degrees
 Hell freezes over.
 The Red Sox win the World Series.